This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
