The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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