Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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