talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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