4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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