Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
