According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
