doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
