Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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