I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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