Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You dont lie about slip and slides
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
