We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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