nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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