Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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