sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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