There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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