I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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