Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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