I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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