I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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