The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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