I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i think we sleep fucked last night...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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