Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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