I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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