Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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