i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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