You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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