Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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