Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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