There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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