Can Purell be used as lube?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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