have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I want her autograph on my taint
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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