Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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