Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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