like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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