with your own penis?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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