Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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