what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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