All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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