Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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