the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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