turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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