I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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