yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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