Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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