it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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