Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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