Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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