Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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