The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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