Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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